35 Signs You Were Raised By A Jewish Mother

Now for something a little lighter today...

1. You know to always bring a jacket no matter what the temperature is.

5. She asks, “Are you eating?” every time you talk on the phone.

6. But she’s not above telling you that you’ve put on weight.

8. She has the best recipe for brisket, all others be damned.

13. She’d prefer you marry a Jew, but if you don’t, it’s not the end of the world. Just raise the children Jewish.

18. Twenty years later, she’s still talking about your Bar or Bat Mitzvah on a regular basis.

19. But only because she doesn’t have a wedding to talk about yet. HAVE YOU MET ANY NICE JEWISH BOYS OR GIRLS LATELY? Continue reading.